situation hopeless but not serious

one time i got a papercut on my face from a whole foods bag

Jul 26
anyways

anyways


re: is “i like you…just not that much” an acceptable way to get someone out of your life

his hostel had bedbugs, said I could never see him again, he said he understood

*bows off the stage*


Jul 24
if you do something and don’t tweet about it, did you even do it at all

if you do something and don’t tweet about it, did you even do it at all


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idk, isn’t the world the UN’s turf

idk, isn’t the world the UN’s turf


the apocalypse nears

the apocalypse nears


Jul 23

i’ve had a carton of orange juice every weekday for the last two weeks. there have been three sick people around me.

summer cold ain’t gettin me this year.


GPS For the Soul

The Advantage of Starting a New Life in Costa Rica

GPS For the Soul

The Advantage of Starting a New Life in Costa Rica


Jul 22

maria shriver looks like if keri russell saw something awful and never forgot it


somehow not the most ringing endorsement

somehow not the most ringing endorsement


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