a humour blog!!! black bile, yellow bile, phlegm, blood, we've got it all. this has been a medieval pun.
long coats on women = glamorous!!!
long coats on men = pedophile
"she is really a wonderful teacher/classes are discussion-based, but it’s not stressful because you can’t say ANYTHING wrong. you can say "I didn’t read the book" and Cavanagh will somehow turn it into a valid criticism of the book."
someone else’s evaluation of one of my favorite classes so far. beautifully accurate.
why does my phone light up randomly
what does it know
what are clean socks and why are you putting those words together like that
anyways can i offer you some beauty advice
you know what
i may’ve been able to be interning more if i’d transferred and getting started on a career, but i’ll go on jr in the spring, see where this summer puts me, and then take a buttload of marketing classes next year. then i’ll have the option of a profitable career. interning in magazines, while i probably would’ve loved it, wouldn’t have given me those skills. staying here was not a waste.
the empty productivity of email