situation hopeless but not serious

one time i got a papercut on my face from a whole foods bag

Apr 20

lolin’

lolin’


update: tragedy. he’ll live on in my heart.

update: tragedy. he’ll live on in my heart.


i want to write a play that’s just people stabbing each other (possibly with pens, possibly too twee), and yelling, “no, *I’m* the voice of our generation!” followed by a monologue on how very hard it is to write and/or a tv show


anyways, swagarooni calls

anyways, swagarooni calls


okcupid thoughts

where do they keep the hot guys


hey STEP OFF, okcupid

hey STEP OFF, okcupid


Apr 18
creepy and I like it

creepy and I like it


this place! this place, filled with beauty. I’m so excited.

this place! this place, filled with beauty. I’m so excited.


the branding in the hearst cafeteria keeps me lolin

the branding in the hearst cafeteria keeps me lolin


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