situation hopeless but not serious

(joke)

Sep 17
trying not to judge, but still judgin this commenter + hairdresser. if your son’s playing football, he’s not a baby. he can decide whether to use conditioner.

trying not to judge, but still judgin this commenter + hairdresser. if your son’s playing football, he’s not a baby. he can decide whether to use conditioner.


26 min of pure suspense

26 min of pure suspense


Sep 16

napped and successfully woke up, the world is my oyster!!!


heroes and role models


last night i had a dream that an old okcupid date had invited himself up, opened a window and then tried to get in bed with me. i told him to sleep on the couch, then saw someone breaking in through the window. i tried to scream but couldn’t, saw my pepper spray but couldn’t reach for it, and they were coming through the window when i woke up. it was terrifying.

anyways, is this my subconscious telling me to let love in?


Sep 15

my belongings are an invasive species




even just the name okcupid sounds like you’re lowering your standards. like ok, cupid. alright. let’s see what ya got.


Sep 14

in other news, diary, I unfriended tinder guy. who knows when I’ll be all the way over him, when I’ll stop thinking about being held by him, but I reread our last texts and he was such an ass. it’s just hard to reconcile that with the guy I texted for six months, especially because there was a complete, nagging lack of closure. just an absence of his name on my screen, and a tendency to only remember the good.


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