one time i got a papercut on my face from a whole foods bag
re: is “i like you…just not that much” an acceptable way to get someone out of your life
his hostel had bedbugs, said I could never see him again, he said he understood
*bows off the stage*
i’ve had a carton of orange juice every weekday for the last two weeks. there have been three sick people around me.
summer cold ain’t gettin me this year.
maria shriver looks like if keri russell saw something awful and never forgot it