situation hopeless but not serious

(joke)

Oct 1
state of the union: shambles

state of the union: shambles


Sep 30

Sep 29

i wish both my thumbs worked.


Sep 28
sept 28, 2014. the library gif selfie returns.

sept 28, 2014. the library gif selfie returns.


Manic Pixie Dream Girl, Anxiety Edition™. comes with bike helmet.


i wanna make a browser plug in where you hover your mouse over something and it plays a sound. like linking a video sidenote, but without the extra step. and in a different use, it could teach people to pronounce things they read. that’s a real problem i have, when we (~society) read everything without hearing it out loud. Don’t Sound Like An Idiot, TM.


I need an alarm that makes a convincing argument



Sep 27

how to say your idea of a good time is my nightmare scenario


Sep 26

i don’t like the midwest. i’m an east coast meanie, i laugh when people fall down and i like unaccented speech.


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