situation hopeless but not serious

(joke)

Aug 23

last night:

I’m gonna get up early!


this morning:

I’m gonna get up!


had my post-bar uber home drop me off at the 24hr cvs to get the new maybelline foundation and it’s so good!! I have some shame and poss. an addiction, but few regrets. would recommend, v skin-like


Aug 22


cooking style:

from a distance.


pro tip

if you use Anastasia’s brow stencils (meh), turn your ac off first so the sweat helps them stick to your skin


I had a dream that my parents wanted more children and I woke up sweaty


misery loves company because misery is just lonely, okay


Aug 21
it took me 23 minutes with a customer service rep to ascertain that my cable box was unplugged
 please send help

it took me 23 minutes with a customer service rep to ascertain that my cable box was unplugged


please send help


CHEDDAR!


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